where the username makes no sense

obscuruslupa:

manticore-monster:

rocketfists:

awildellethappears:

birdonwing:

tsundere-and-lightning:

gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it

I feel like this tells anyone everything they would ever need to know about what Eurovision is about. 

Soprano Sauron. 

What is going on.

oh my fucking god

At first I was like “This is kind of flamboyant” and then he turned it up to 11 and it was the greatest thing.

I was not ready.

(Source: fuckyoutubers)

to Rach, with love.

shitmyocswouldwear:

akatriel-rowanborn:

walkwthoutrhythm:

elfgrove:

spookystriderass:

sydferrett:

why are some people so excited to be nineties kids i mean this was in style

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why wouldnt you be excited about that

WE. USED. ALL. THE. COLORS.

When you have slain a rainbow it is only right to use every part of it.

See the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow. Skin it for its pelt.

I feel like this belongs here

(Source: raymanzareks)

typette:

jcohn:

momokurumi:

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING OMG

I AM PISSING OH MY GOSH WHY IS THIS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN/HEARD

(SANDWICHES SANDWICHES) SEASON IT WITH CUMIN

(SANDWICHES SANDWICHES) SHAVED TURKEY AT ITS CORE.

BENEATH THAT CRUSTY HIDE, THERE’S MAYONNAISE INSIDE

I WONDER IF THERE’S ONE FOR ME!

OOOOH SANDWICHES, SANDWICHES- FIRST WE DEVOUR THIS ONE, THEN WE’LL GO AND MAKE SOME MORE.

(drums)

EAT ONE EVERY DAY… MAKE ONE IN THE MORNING

I don’t know if I can choose…whole wheat, sourdough or rye…

it’s sortof on the crunchy side…. please don’t let it be past daaaaaaate…..!!!

OOOOHH

SANDWICHES

tawnyscostumesandcuriosities:

House of Rouff, Paris, ca. 1897. Silk twill and silk cut velvet on twill foundation. Los Angeles County Museum of Art

tawnyscostumesandcuriosities:

House of Rouff, Paris, ca. 1897. Silk twill and silk cut velvet on twill foundation. Los Angeles County Museum of Art

fripperiesandfobs:

Court dress attributed to Empress Josephine, after 1810

From the Chateau de Malmaision Costume Collection app:

“This silk tulle dress is exquisitely embroidered with motifs of carnations and other flowers in silver thread. It is most probably an example of ‘remontage’ (refitting): the bust does not match Josephine’s measurements exactly and has almost certainly been adjusted to fit someone else. Indeed, Josephine often ‘reviewed’ her wardrobe: once a year she would go through her closets and give away the garments she no longer wore to her entourage.”

  • Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
  • Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
  • Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
  • Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
  • Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
  • Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
  • Dumbledore: 30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques

tartarustower:

what u guys think i mean when i type “/hugs”

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what i actually mean

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(Source: robbiethewabbit)

timepolice:

veryscarykrystal:

talkaboutspaceships:

Couple has really awesome Batgirl/Nightwing wedding cause they’re awesome.

(source: http://imgur.com/a/XSADm)

Well, I just don’t think this can be beat.

Ashlee, is this you.

obscuruslupa:

strangecousinsusanx:

obscuruslupa:

frankenhookersrevenge:

morbidy:

oeste:

a vampire and a piece of gum argue a lot

A middle-aged dead sleazeball and a depressed 14 year old girl form a friendship with many questionable moments

A nerdy werewolf and an ugly bitchy vampire hate each other but they don’t actually hate each other all that much really.

A werewolf with gigantic hair and her smarmy mythology professor live at a bed and breakfast with some old people and sometimes they die.

LOL I just snorted cranberry juice up my nose. Thank thw gods there was no soda in it.
Thanks, Lupa. You are the best. :)



Perfection-obsessed doctor loves scarred-up borderline psychopath and suffers massive confusion over it.

obscuruslupa:

strangecousinsusanx:

obscuruslupa:

frankenhookersrevenge:

morbidy:

oeste:

a vampire and a piece of gum argue a lot

A middle-aged dead sleazeball and a depressed 14 year old girl form a friendship with many questionable moments

A nerdy werewolf and an ugly bitchy vampire hate each other but they don’t actually hate each other all that much really.

A werewolf with gigantic hair and her smarmy mythology professor live at a bed and breakfast with some old people and sometimes they die.

LOL I just snorted cranberry juice up my nose. Thank thw gods there was no soda in it.

Thanks, Lupa. You are the best. :)

Perfection-obsessed doctor loves scarred-up borderline psychopath and suffers massive confusion over it.