where the username makes no sense

Watching Hunger Games

  • Book Katniss: This was my dad's jacket
  • Movie Katniss: My dad was a woman's size 4
nerdgaasm:

thetenk:

voraciousscrolling:

TODAY, ON “THAT’S NOT WHAT I EXPECTED”

canon pokemon sizes are fucking bullshit

what the fuck


And this is why we chuck those measurements out the window.

nerdgaasm:

thetenk:

voraciousscrolling:

TODAY, ON “THAT’S NOT WHAT I EXPECTED”

canon pokemon sizes are fucking bullshit

what the fuck

And this is why we chuck those measurements out the window.

heliosdayspring:

me: *looks at ocs i made 4 years ago*

me: we can rebuild them. we have the technology

Disney Villains Week » Day Five: Best/Funniest Villain Moments

Everytime Yzma breathes 

slipstreamborne:

Natasha “yeah I don’t have any super-powers so beefy American dude just do me a favor and throw me up in the fucking air because I want to wrassle me an alien (and don’t forget I figured out the big misogynistic baddy’s plan by playing him like a chump and later literally punched some sense into our brainwashed team member lol call me when you need somebody to close the trans-dimensional portal to fucking OUTER SPACE)” Romanoff

jamesdeenhateclub:

tura satana appreciation post. here’s what u need to know:

  • born in 1938 and died in 2011
  • her parents were a silent movie actor and a circus performer
  • she was gang-raped by five men when she was ten. they were never prosecuted and it was rumoured that the judge was paid off.
  • this prompted her to train in various martial arts (such as aikido and karate)
  • over the next 15 years, she hunted down each of her rapists and exacted revenge against them. they never even knew who she was until she told them
  • at the same time, she formed an all-woman gang called “the angeles”
  • "we had leather motorcycle jackets, jeans and boots and we kicked butt."
  • moved to los angeles when she was 15 and supported herself
  • dated elvis presley and turned down a marriage proposal from him
  • her most famous film role was in 1965, as varla, a “very aggressive and sexual female character”, in faster, pussycat! kill! kill! (a film that was “an ode to female violence”)
  • tura was responsible for her own costume, makeup, use of martial arts, and much of her dialouge. she also performed all her own stunts and fight scenes
  • was known for not taking shit from anyone. russ meyer, the director for faster, pussycat! kill!, said of her “[tura was] extremely capable. she knew how to handle herself. don’t fuck with her! and if you have to fuck her, do it well! she might turn on you!”

castleramblings:

riversnogs:

STANA FINALLY DID THE ALS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE AND IT IS EVERYTHING WE COULD HAVE HOPED FOR AND MORE.

Perfect.